chatting...

He: Hey… something crazy happened to me today.

Me: Ah ha

He: I was taking a nap this afternoon and I had a dream in slow motion.

Me: What! Ha ha ha ha!

He: No! Seriously! I was swimming and the villain was standing on the edge of the pool. I came out of the pool in reverse gravity

Me: what the hell is reverse gravity!

He: shoo… and I started chasing him. All in slow motion. Just when I was about to grab him, the phone rang and I woke up.

Me: Dang!